Okay, I have not read this series of books, and I don’t intend to. But what I want to know, is what the fuck is it with the supposed vampires in these books? I mean, what makes them vampires? They do drink blood, but hell, so do people into blood-play. They’re pale and avoid the sun, but that applies to any number of smoking hot redheads on this planet.
They can apparently go out into the daylight, they eat normal food. They don’t appear to have any super strength or other abilities. They sound like pale people with a few odd dietary needs.
So… can someone state for me the Twilight rules for a vampire?