I’ve been watching Smallville. It turns out that not only is Clark Kent the real villain of the show, but SEX is the root of everything ‘evil’! Or at least, American style evil.
Okay, Lex, the real good guy of the show, has sex. He’s nailed some supreme babes. Clark? Well, he had Lana, and threw her away. Green Arrow? Threw away one of THE hottest babes on the show.
Looks to me like the so-called “Good Guys” don’t have sex, or only have sex when they turn evil, but still manage to fuck over their friends and make the world an overall worse place to live. Sure, they stop the occasional villain, but they never KILL said villain, thus allowing the villains to escape and do yet more evil.
Thus, the American Hero.
If I were to write a superhero story, I assure you, he — or she — would be getting a TON of pussy. And MY hero would be good with a whip and a crop and when the Damsel in Distress offered herself after being saved, you can bet your sweet ass she’d be taken up on it.